What, no valet parking?

Ah, the life of the rich and famous. No need to be troubled by the little things in life like trying not to cause a [tag]traffic jam[/tag].

So [tag]Britney Spears[/tag] got a flat tire recently – we have all been there. Now in this situation many possible options exist for the rational. But did Britard choose any of these? (If you guessed yes then you really need to climb out from under that rock you’ve called home for the last few months and guess again.) No, Brit’s solution was to simply leave her gimp car blocking a lane of traffic on Sunset Blvd., hitch a ride home in a paparazzi’s car and head back out on the town.

The police did not appear to share Brit’s enthusiasm for this little solution to life’s problems and promptly towed her car to some privileged [tag]celebrity[/tag] impound lot where you find your car detailed and freshly stocked with Crystal Champagne when you decide to pick it up. The LAPD is running a [tag]Lohan[/tag] Special this month where they also remove all traces of the homeless guy you ran over last night and they swap out the Crystal for a pound of blow and some antibiotics.

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