Ok, so Dario Franchitti of IRL and now NASCAR fame is a stud according to ESPN’s Terry Blount:

“I was just sitting in the kitchen, eating a bowl of cereal in my boxer shorts,” Franchitti said. “I looked up and some guy is standing in front of me. He just walked in the house.

“I really don’t think I was the one he was looking for, but the guy quickly turned around and ran out of the house. He got in his car and sped off. So what did I do? I got in my car and chased him.”

But Franchitti forgot one important thing in his quest to catch the intruder.

“The police caught up [to] the guy before I did,” Franchitti said. “And apparently some people in the Nashville media also heard on the [police scanner] about it, so they were there, too. They came up to talk to me about the time I realized I was still in my boxer shorts. I had to stay in the car the whole time.”

So, if you have seen this story anywhere else, they invariably had a dashing photo of Dario for the headline. Well, I don’t know what kind of homo-erotic sites you normally visit but let’s be clear - this story is about whats-his-name’s hot-ass wife - Ashley Judd. How did this Terry Blount from ESPN even get a job as a reporter with this type of interview? He probably went to some fancy journalist school where their idea of hazing is a group circle jerk around a Walter Kronkite doll.

Where are the hard-hitting questions about what Ashley was wearing at the time of the crime, or if their marriage is having any problems that could be solved by a dashing blogger? What does Dario really have to offer? Anyway, I hear what he lacks in technique, he makes up for in speed. (zing!)

via: AOL Sports